Damien Hirst, the nineties enfant terrible, is back. But instead of eye-wateringly expensive crystal skulls, the return has been marked by a three way partnership with Swatch and Disney.

To celebrate Mickey Mouse's 90th anniversary, Hirst has created two watches that riff on Swatch's classic plastic design. The first - the 'Mirror Spot Mickey' - boasts a mirrored dial that's limited to 19,999 pieces, while the 'Spot Mickey', a very similar watch, is even rarer at just 1,999 editions.

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Finally, a YBA piece you can actually afford, and something that gives credence to the idea that you're a very arty, well-informed cosmopolitan man.

If only it were that simple. Hirst's collaboration with Swatch is available for just 24 hours online at Swatch.com, starting from £84. Which means you better get the bids in quicker than an oligarch at a Sotheby's auction. Because they'll be likely shopping for it online, too.