The Annual Celebrity Attention-Getting Competition – also known as Cannes Film Festival - is well underway, and straight into the lead is everyone's favourite actress, feminist and Insta-model Emily Ratajkowski.
Before the red carpet had felt the tread of a single high heel, Em-Rat was on the 'Gram showing off her accessory for the event – a jewel necklace that looks like it had been plundered from an ancient tomb somewhere in Egypt. Only we know that's not the case, because there's no photo of her gazing up at the pyramids in a thong to be found anywhere on her feed.
The snap – captioned 'Cannes!' - instantly clocked up the best part of a million likes from fascinated classics scholars around the world.
Oh – and she was topless for some reason.