Close you eyes and picture the perfect summer.
It's sunny, right? That's a given. Cap and sunnies weather. You're by a pool I bet. Lush vegetation all around. There's probably a Negroni on the go - sod it, make that two. And Emily Ratajkowski is there topless.
Well snap out of it sucker! That ain't happening. It's cold and it's a bit wet and it's England and you're off to work. Summer is over - it happened over two days a month ago. And the closest you're going to get to a Negroni is a pint of lager in approximately ten long, boring, hours.
But hey - there's always Instagram to look at. There's always that.