Summer Survival Guide #2: Rules To Watch Girls By

It’s hot. They're wearing less. You’ve got eyes. It’s going to happen. But don’t feel bad - noticing the fairer sex from afar is only a problem if you disobey these rules:

Do...

Remember you are merely appreciating the female form
Make the necessary age calculations
Keep your opinions to yourself
Maintain your distance
Watch out for boyfriends (husbands are fine)
Occasionally do something else

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Don’t…

Try to impress – this is one-way traffic
Fall for the sunglasses myth – they can still see you
Do it when you’re with your girlfriend – there’ll be other chances
Walk past and turn around – you might just be noticed
Fall in love – you have to be ready to move on (quickly)
Do it in red-light districts (that's called kerbcrawling)

More advice in our Summer Survival Guide: Choose The Right Sunglasses

This article was originally posted August 2012

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