Three women you should really take your hat off to this week.
Didier Deschamps's managerial reputation took a slight knock this week after the real inspiration behind his France side's remarkable World Cup qualification comeback was revealed.
Doria Tillier, a ridiculously beautiful weather presenter we're mildly annoyed not to have known about all this time, had made the rash promise to deliver the meteorological latest in the nude should Les Blues make it to Brazil. They promptly overturned a 2-0 deficit to beat Ukrane 3-0 in the second leg play off, booking their ticket to the competition.
27-year-old Tillier – known as 'Miss Weather' in France – then honoured her bet, running naked across a field (and into headlines around the world) the next day.
Any weather presenter so devoted to their national side, brave enough to keep an embarrassing wager and approximately 5000X more attractive than Michael Fish is a winner in our book.
If being rich and famous is an artform, then Angelina Jolie must be Picasso.
Inside one week, she accepted a much-deserved humanitarian award for her globetrotting charity work, then a few days later was revealed to be casually buying Brad Pitt an island for his 50th birthday. That's a whole island. With its own helipad.
Thus, Angelia proved herself to be both impressively humble and fantastically ostentatious at the very same time – all while looking like Angelina Jolie. Now that is a celebrity.
A great week for everyone's favourite Barbadian singer. First, the American Music Awards. While Lady Gaga rode in on a giant human-operated horse and Miley Cyrus sang with lip-syncing CGI cat, Rihanna just showed up looking gorgeous, took her Mum on stage then larked about with Dave Grohl afterwards. If music award ceremonies are just showing off opportunities for beautiful pop stars, we vote for the Rih-Rih approach every time.
On top of that, Rihanna also found time to attend a basketball game in LA where she was pictured chatting happily with a young fan, instantly making Leo Emmanuel a playground legend ever. Good work.