18 Ways You're Annoying Women Without Realising It

In the spirit of self-improvement, we asked the women in our lives to come clean and tell us our most annoying traits and habits. The results are in

1 | Playing games on your mobile on the commute in. Apparently it’s juvenile

2 | Correcting her whenever she mispronounces something or gets a film title wrong. It's not coming across as smart

3 | Those red trousers you think make you look interesting. Turns out they don’t

4 | Trying to solve her problems when she’s moaning about work. You’re not a life coach

5 | Leaving your top on during sex. Creepy

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6 | Making lists you never seem to tick anything off from. Dreamer

7 | Telling her you like ‘real, authentic women – not model types’. Think about it

8 | Introducing yourself by a nickname you probably got in Primary school. Just no

9 | Giving her your business card instead of asking for her number. Unsettling

10 | Having fussy dietary needs, like no carbs. Leave that to the girls

11 | Being casually sexist about assumed female stereotypes. See point number 10

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12 | Using the word female. Ever

13 | Banging on about your ‘amazing’ travels. You’re not Jack Kerouac

14 | Liking sport less than she does. Suspicious

15 | Being sharp with waiting staff. And you thought you were being assertive

16 | Keeping her constantly updated on how many Twitter followers you have acquired over the last 72 hours. Needy

17 | Talking like a surly teenager when on the phone to your parents. Emotionally stunted

18 | Worrying about how you’re coming across to women by reading online lists. Vain

 

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