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Fifty Shades of Grey actress Dakota Johnson – considered by many reviewers as the highlight of an otherwise terrible film – can now say she has starred in one of the most successful 18-certificate films of all time. If you're trying to hide from your legions of new fans, Dakota, something tells us you're gonna need a bigger hat from now on.
One of the many millions of people who rushed out to see Fifty Shades... was Melanie Sykes, who later expressed her views via Tumblr. Highlights of Sykes's analysis included likening the style of Dakota Johnson's character to that of an 'off-duty nun' and comparing Christian Grey's sex den to 'a fake room in Ikea', transforming the way we think about furniture shopping forever.