Do you want to be the kind of guy who doesn't give a damn? The kind of guy who really should be lounging on a tropical island with your (10th) Victoria's Secret model girlfriend, instead of being stuck at work?
Well, now's your chance, because Leonardo DiCaprio is auctioning off the chance to become, er... Leonardo DiCaprio.
That's because the Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation is holding its third annual gala in St Tropez (where else?), and it's offering you the opportunity to bid on everything from Leo's very own Rolex, to a portrait of Leo's eyeball (seriously.)
And if that's not enough, there's also the chance to have lunch with Margot Robbie, play poker with Edward Norton and Jonah Hill, and even spend time on set with Martin Scorsese.
Obviously the money you dish out for all of this will be used by Leo to save the world, which is really nice of him, isn't it?
Get saving, people.