Bercelona Defender Gerard Pique Has A Messed Up Sense Of Humour

​Ruthless, some might say

Everyone loves a prank, don't they? A harmless jape. Something innocent and slapstick, that brings everybody closer together and solidifies friendships, like a Pritt Stick made of pure banter.

Barcelona defender Gerard Pique certainly does, anyway. Yesterday, he talked to a Catalan broadcaster about the pranks he played in his Manchester United days:

"I'm a big fan of British humour. It was what I loved about Manchester. They don't get offended when you play tricks on them. They try to get you back, but they don't complain."

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"Here at Barca, my humour hasn't always been appreciated by everyone. I deflate teammates tires and other things, but this is nothing compared to what happened at United."

What kind of tomfoolery must he have got up to? How cheeky was he exactly?

"One day Patrice Evra came in with shoes that he'd been asking Nike for months to make. They had the name of his children on them and all these crazy details. 

"He went into the shower and we created a small bonfire and burned them. We recorded it and then sent him the video."

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Remind us never  to mess with Gerard Pique.