Stormzy Humours Ray Parlour Rapping About Arsenal Because He's Nice Like That

It's a full cringer

The meeting of Grime star Stormzy and curly-haired Arsenal legend Ray Parlour was always going to get a little bit surreal.

The British rapper was promoting his debut album 'Gang Signs & Prayer' on Talksport and was joined by Parlour, who proceeded to rap terribly over the backing track to Stormzy's 'Shut Up' in what will be remembered as a cringer of our times.

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Their collaboration, titled 'Invincible', features unforgettably awkward lyrics from Parlour - who is moonlighting as 'Ray-Pizzee' - such as "Patrick Vieira that man was our bredrin" and "Us Invincibles, undefeated mandem. Never looked skitz, we all worked in tandem. Wicked."

It was a collaboration that made Pogba and Stormzy's adidas advert pale in comparison. Poor Pauly P is probably sat at home gutted.