EXT: Extremely high-level brainstorm meeting for Justin Bieber's new music video.
"Fuck it, Victoria's Secret Angels?"
The song itself, a collab with David Guetta called '2U', is just a dolphin-chorussed semi-banger, of the sort Bieber likes to plop out every now and again.
But the video? It's literally just a bunch of Victoria's Secret Angels wandering around roof tops unconvincingly mouthing the words. We'd be surprised if JB even knew about it. Either that or he passed out from heat exhaustion while wearing all 20 Premier League kits at once, and the director needed to think on their feet.
Is it lazy? Yes. Is it brilliant? Also, yes. Watch it below: