Zlatan may still be club-less and in rehab, but that hasn't stopped him boasting of "a very big announcement soon" after meeting with agent Mino Raiola, according to the Daily Mail.
To mark the occasion, he even uploaded this picture of Raiola flipping the bird.
The One and Only #minoraiola A post shared by IAmZlatan (@iamzlatanibrahimovic) on Jul 13, 2017 at 5:05am PDT
The rumour mill is saying the Swede is set to head back to United, which might just explain why newly signed Romelu Lukaku asked permission to don the club's number nine shirt.
Zlatan was released from United in June after a year at Old Trafford - during which he bagged 28 goals in 46 games.
He is still resting up after tearing his anterior and posterior cruciate ligaments during the Europa League quarter-final with Anderlecht back in April.
He opted against extending his contract with the club, although he has continued his rehabilitation there.
His recovery is said to have "astounded" the club's medical team and he could be back on the pitch as early as 2018.
Is there anything he can't do?