There are all sorts of things in this life that can kill you: flesh eating viruses; wild dogs; crippling loneliness that creeps into your very being and gently suffocates the dwindling life from your weary body; coconuts falling on your head from palm trees... that sort of thing.
Oh, and psychopathic men in old grey t-shirts who push you in front of buses for no reason at all. You've got to watch out for them.
Have a look at this if you don't believe us.
Still at large, police are on the hunt for a man who, as you will have seen in the above clip, decided that the best way to finish off his morning jog along Putney Bridge would be to indiscriminately barge an innocent woman in front of an actual bus. Yes, a few laps around the ol' Thames to stretch out the legs and then a bit of attempted murder to finish off. The perfect start to a big day.
Incredibly, the woman in question suffered only minor injuries from the push, thanks to some unbelievable swerving skills from the bus driver. According to police, the jogger ran the other way across the bridge around 15 minutes after the incident and the victim attempted to speak to him, but "he did not acknowledge her".
Rude as well as crazy, then. If you know anything at all about the Putney Bridge Pusher, call police on 101 or Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555111 now.