If you spent last night cleaning up your flat, wrestling pizza boxes into the recycling bin before crawling into your dirty sheets, here's something that won't make you feel better. The £5m crib in which footballer Zlatan Ibrahimovic used to live has been put up for sale, and it's as modest as you might expect.
The United striker rented the property for £32,000-a-month for his first season in Manchester though seems to have been booted out as the house owner has put it up for sale.
Forget to tidy up after having the gang round for beers, Ibra?
The Cheshire mansion boasts six bedrooms, a huge outdoor barbecue area and acres of marble. Feast your eyes on some opulence you'll never be able to step foot inside.
Who wants parallel ping-pong and pool tables anyway?