You know the world's gone mad...

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...when you turn on Sky Sports to watch the darts and discover that Stephen 'brain the size of Wales' Fry has joined the Sid 'the tungsten Tennyson' Waddell in the commentary box.

According to our sources, Fry turned down an invitation for dinner with Prince Charles to meet his hero. We're hoping this unlikely commentary combination will kick off a new trend. If so, we expect to see Brian Sewell joining Andy Gray on the gantry for the return of Monday Night Football next season...