13 Celebrities Who Really Don't Like The Internet

Not everyone's wishing the world wide web a happy 25th

“The internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom”
– Jon Stewart

“Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?”
– Bill Maher

"I'd rather have a rectal examination on live TV by a fellow with cold hands than have a Facebook page”
– George Clooney

"I am bloody not [on Facebook]. And I'm not on Twitter either...'Woke up this morning, had an egg'? What relevance is that to anyone? Social networking? Just call each other up and go to the pub and have a drink."
– Daniel Craig

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"When a human being becomes a set of data on a website like Facebook, he or she is reduced. Everything shrinks. Individual character. Friendships. Language. Sensibility. In a way it's a transcendent experience: we lose our bodies, our messy feelings, our desires, our fears...Or maybe the whole Internet will simply become like Facebook: falsely jolly, fake-friendly, self-promoting, slickly disingenuous."
– Zadie Smith

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“It’s better to have 100 people who love you than to have a million people who like you”
– Brian Chesky, founder of Airbnb

"The internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had"
– Eric Schmidt

"There's a theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they eventiually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the internet, we now know this isn't true."
– Ian Hart

It's been my policy to view the internet not as an 'information highway', but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies
– Mike Royko

"Internet does not equal sodium pentothal."
– Drew Barrymore

"Your basic person wants to talk about material culture, internet culture. I think about God, cats, nature."
– Billy Corgan


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