16 Infuriating Things You Do On The Internet

Stop it. Stop it now

1 | "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"
Your ex isn't reading your self-empowering Instagram quotes.

2 | People posting screen grabs private Whatsapp exchanges between them and their friend

Congratulations, you share a sense of humour with another human being.

3 | "Can't believe it's been 8 years since you left us Grandad, RIP"
Old boy got Facebook in the afterlife, has he?

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4 | "Happy birthday to my little man – 4 today! Love you loads, Alfie!"
Alfie on Facebook already, is he? You're a terrible parent.

5 | People posting more than two Instagram pictures in a row
You're not Nicki Minaj.

6 | "This is why we can't have nice things"

Au contraire: people saying 'this is why we can't have nice things' is why we can't have nice things. 

7 | "SOME people need to mind their own business…" 
"who? u ok hun??"

"nevermind… I'll PM you"

Vaguebook is the worst book.


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8 | People who post *grabs some popcorn* at the bottom of a controversial CiF article
Basically the puny kids at school stood in a circle shouting 'Fight! Fight!'

9 | "Views my own, not my employers"
Listen– LISTEN, to us. There is no funny variation on this sentence. 

10 | Saying things broke the internet
At this point, the combined power of the world's governments couldn't 'break the internet', so it's safe to say a reality TV star hasn't managed it with a picture of her arse.

11 | "RIP [celebrity]. I saw him in Tesco buying a crème brule once"
Expect you'll be delivering the eulogy, then.

12 | People on Reddit who do that 'My Granddad looking cool, 1958' thing
It's just a random old bloke smoking, isn't it?

13 | "Just having dinner / watching tele / chilling out with this one"
Which one? Your one? The only one? Obi-Wan? Oh, the one you love so much you can't be bothered to type out their name. That one.

14 | "Feeling #blessed"
Feeling #sick

15 | "This is everything"
Because what the internet really needs is more inane superlatives.

16 | Friends arranging to hang out with each other over Twitter
If you're that close, exchange mobile numbers. 

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