The Stranger Things Season 2 Trailer Is Here, And it's Ridiculously Cryptic

​What to make of it all?

So, good news: there's absolutely no mention of Barb.

Bad news: there's not really much mention of anything.

We've gone and transcribed the wordy trailer out for you, in a bid to work it all out.

1. MADMAX

2. THE BOY WHO CAME BACK TO LIFE

3. THE PUMPKIN PATCH

4. THE PALACE

5. THE STORM

6. THE POLLYWOG

7. THE SECRET CABIN

8. THE BRAIN

9. THE LOST BROTHER

So it's an episode list, isn't it? We were thrown off by the Mad Max reference, but the rest line up with the format of the previous series.

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Don't know about you, but we can't wait for the pollywog episode. It sounds terrifying. 

Check out the full series in 2017.