18 People Reveal The Most Awkward Thing That's Ever Happened During Sex

"Knocked a Furby over which promptly rolled under the bed and couldn't stop talking"

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In the real world, unlike the movies, sex doesn't always go so smoothly. A recent Ask Reddit thread had people confess the most awkward things that have ever happened to them during sex, and apparently everyone is farting.

1. "Fell off the bed and dislocated my knee." —Limberpuppy

2. "My boyfriend and I were staying in a hotel with his mom and his mom's best friend. We were tired but they wanted to go down to the bar to get drinks. They were gone for about an hour and a half. They unfortunately came back while we were doing the lazy doggie under the covers and his mom leaped onto the bed on top of us. I've never felt more mortified in my life than when my boyfriend was inside me and his mother was on top of me. Luckily nobody noticed. I quickly pulled my shorts back on under the sheets and went to sleep." —flying_kittens_

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3. "Having sex outside of a mall behind a wall when we noticed about 20 people watching us bump uglies from the food court above us." —maggotjt

4. "Long story short: Knocked a Furby over which promptly rolled under the bed and couldn't stop talking. 'Ah! Ah! Weeeeeeee!' said the Furby." —thoughtful

5. "About 2 minutes in she gasped and said, 'Oh Jason.' My name is not Jason, and we had been together for a year." —wiskhalifa

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6. "This one girl would come so hard when I gave her head she would sometimes fart. We are dating. For eight years now." —TwHprox

7. "Losing my boner and then losing the condom ... Inside her ... There's no coming back from that, friends, let me tell you." —Im_not_a_calzone

8. "My wife fell asleep while I gave her oral." —dblan9

9. "First time having sex with this girl, I am on top. About a minute into it she stops me. I look down and see blood on her face. Turns out I had gotten a nosebleed and it dripped right onto her cheek. But hey, now I am shopping for her engagement ring so I guess it worked out." —Asi9_42ne

10. "The guy turned into a starfish. WHILE ON TOP. And kept repeatedly pecking me on the neck over and over again with no variety. No touching, grasping, or stroking either. Just him on top of me. It was probably the weirdest, most uncomfortable sexual experience I've ever had." —cheechsfetish

11. "Cramped my ass cheek trying to fuck in the back seat of my Nissan. Had to open the door and stand on the pavement. Bare ass exposed to the night air." —metyuadem

12. "Telling her I loved her while losing my virginity." —Tuesdays

13. "I was going at it with my, at the time, GF and she stops me, farts, and tells me to continue." —valeceb

14. "My fiancé farted right in my face when we were 69ing." —GinevraWPotter

15. "'Most people are at church right now,' while I was inside." —FujofTg

16. "He meowed as he came. I think he thought it was cute or something." —Laneux

17. "Yesterday, right after he came in my throat he asks me how it tastes. Do the fucking a-ok thing with my fingers and say, 'my compliments to the chef.' I had the case of the giggles for a good hour." —ChilledButter13

18. "Got our lip/nose rings stuck together. We couldn't get unstuck for a while and we were very close to calling her mom to come help (while we were half way through doing the business)." —Shaka_17

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From: Cosmopolitan