This Woman Asked A Man Out With A PowerPoint Presentation

"My boobs exhibit steady growth over time"

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Dating is a strange and depressing game of waiting around to be picked by someone who finds you acceptable. A bit like PE at school.

By this logic, of course we should try any measure possible to win people over, right? Even a completely unspontaneous, unsexy, unromantic PowerPoint right?

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This was the method of attack for young American woman Lizzy Fenton who shared a PowerPoint presentation giving the reasons why an unsuspecting man named Carter should pick her. The reasons ranges from the inane (financial security) to the bizarre (steady boob growth).

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Here's the preso in full:

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Did it end well? I hear you sigh into your laptop screen, yearning for some fabled happy ending to this tale.