Dating is a strange and depressing game of waiting around to be picked by someone who finds you acceptable. A bit like PE at school.
By this logic, of course we should try any measure possible to win people over, right? Even a completely unspontaneous, unsexy, unromantic PowerPoint right?
This was the method of attack for young American woman Lizzy Fenton who shared a PowerPoint presentation giving the reasons why an unsuspecting man named Carter should pick her. The reasons ranges from the inane (financial security) to the bizarre (steady boob growth).
Here's the preso in full:
Did it end well? I hear you sigh into your laptop screen, yearning for some fabled happy ending to this tale.