Last week, we proved inconclusively that the new John Lewis Christmas advert, featuring a dog jumping up and down on a trampoline, was in fact a story of tragedy and bloodthirsty violence.
But this dog didn't get the memo.
Instead, this boxer got jealous of its high-flying friend and attempted to recreate the commercial in his living room.
Jump, pupper, jump! Please no one tell this dog Donald Trump is U.S president.