9 Footballers Who Always Look A Bit Sad
Famous players who only need to do two things: track back and turn their frowns upside down
Professional football is the career that every boy dreams of - so why is it that these guys look so damn mopey all the time?
(If this is the kind of content you're into - and why wouldn't it be - check out our 8 celebrities who always look a bit tired.)
Yoann Gourcuff
More like Yoann Gour-cuffed to a sense of overwhelming existential dread.
Gilberto Silva
More like Gil-hurt-o Silva.
Aaron Lennon
More like Aaron Le-aning on you in his time of need.
Ryan Taylor
More like Cry-an Taylor.
David De Gea
More like David De Bray-a.
(Miriam-Webster defines 'Bray' as: the loud, harsh cry of a donkey or mule.)
Oscar
More like "and the Oscar for the 'Saddest Footballer' goes to Oscar"
Fernando Torres
More like Fernando's internal war-es.
Jaap Staam
More like Jaap throwing his toys out of the pram.
Chris Smalling
More like Chris Frown-ing!
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