Do you love gin and feel your day job is holding you back from pursuing this passion? Don't we all.
The excellent news is that monthly G&T subscription service ILoveGin have listed a vacancy for a Gintern. Yes, a gin intern, where for 6 months you will be paid to drink gin.
They are advertising for an 'enthusiastic gin-loving intern', to spend days visiting distilleries, sipping on gin cocktails, trying out new mixers and finding out about new gin brands. Basically wiling away your days half-cut on pricey gin like life is an episode of Made In Chelsea.
The listing wants someone who is "Ginspiring" (yes, really). You can even work from home, which further cements how crap your job is.
Applicants must be over 18, have a driving license and, you know, like gin. Unlike some slavish internships, you will be paid and could end up on a £20k salary if you land a full time job. Sign us up, immediately.
For the chance at life-changing access to gin (and possible alcoholism) apply here.