Meat, meat and more meat

You know the feeling. Head like a soggy pork scratching, face tight as a chimp's scrotum and a stomach like a bag of golf balls. We've all been there. Thankfully, the latest internet innovation to cross our digital path offers the ultimate solution to the Saturday morning hangover.

The Virtual Farmer is an all singing, all dancing online farmers market which allows customers to 'browse' their prospective purchases, much as one would on a weekend shop. Only this time, you needn't leave your bed.

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The best bit about this particular bright idea (it definitely isn't the prices) is the breakfast box, delivered to your door on Friday in preparation for Saturday morning's inevitablities.

The two-man option comes complete with six eggs, eight rashers of bacon, six sausages and a couple of slices of black pudding. Though, regardless of the size of your party, we'd recommend cashing in on the six-man option. Coming in at just over double the price of the smaller breakfast (£29.95) a feast of sixteen rashers of various bacons; gammon; wild boar paté; cumberland sausages; regular sausages and enough eggs to start a chicken colony will be delivered to your door, and you needn't lift a finger - other than to click the mouse.

2-man breakfast box available for £13.50 and the 6-man breakfast for £29.95 from www.vfmuk.com