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How To Become The Great Outdoorsman Of Your Dreams

This year, instead of fantasising about that big camping / hiking trip, do it and do it properly

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There comes a moment in every man’s life – usually around 3pm after a cold beer on the first sunny day of May – that he begins to yearn for the great outdoors. To breath fresh air and feel moss underfoot. To quietly contemplate trees he can’t name. To cook sausages on some sort of wobbly portable grill.

In short: to go camping.

It is, of course, a dream that can turn quickly into a nightmare if you don’t follow the Scouts motto of being prepared – and that means travelling light, knowing where you’re going and having the right kit.

“I would say the starting point of any multi-day camping trip is deciding how comfortable you want to be,” says hiking expert Alistair McGregor. “‘Travel light, freeze at night’ as they say. In other words: go light and move quickly during the day, or go heavy and be snuggly when you get to your campsite. Somewhere in between is about right.”

If you’re attempting something a little more ambitious than a sleep over in the garden with the kids, it’s worth getting granular about this. Do you really need the old compass you rescued from your Granddad’s shed that doesn’t work properly but looks kinda cool? What about that second pillow?

“A 4kg pack can easily balloon into a 10kg pack,” McGregor explains. “If you can, reduce each item by a few grams by remove any bulky packaging. Some people take this to extremes swapping their sleeping mat for bubble wrap and cutting their tooth brush in half, which is a tad extreme. Taking dry food instead of wet and choosing lighter fabrics also means you’ll have far more enjoyable days.”

An even biggest consideration than food and kit size is water. But you knew that already, of course. “Two litres of water can weigh as much as some peoples entire pack, so planning a route that takes in fill up points will make putting your pack on a lot more enjoyable. ‘Refill’ is a useful app that tells you where you can refill your water bottles for free, which also cuts down on plastic bottles.

Some final, important words of wisdom from McGregor. “It’s important to have a safety plan. Ambulances don’t make good 4x4 vehicles so if you had a problem away from a road, you’ll probably be waiting for mountain rescue. Make sure you know how to call them and take enough kit to keep warm and comfortable should you be stuck for a while.

“Last thing: it’s easy to put your head down and bash through the miles. We have some of the most stunning countryside in the world. Make sure you stop and look around. I personally prefer to set off early so you can relax at the campsite and enjoy being in our fantastic wild spaces.”

Now you know how to not die on your soulful ramble, here’s some tried and tested kit we recommend for the trip.

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The Tent: Nordisk Telemark 2

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It's time to let that tent in the attic your Dad used in the 80s go, even if it's made it this far with all the pegs intact. Modern designs are all about lightweight carbon poles, state-of-the-art fabrics and easy erection: no 45 mins fumbling in the dark here.

An industry-leader that's won more awards than Daniel Day Lewis is this beauty, from Nordisk. Light, roomy and full of nifty pockets and design touches, it's the best out there and comes in a range of sizes depending on who you've got with you.

£670, nordisk.co.uk

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The Bag: OMM Classic 32

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Now look - you can spend a fortune on a backpack built for a hurricane and carry half your house around with you. Or you can opt for something smarter. This pack from Original Mountain Marathon is a definition of simple design and, reliability that somehow has a 32 litre capacity while weighing a paltry 550 grams. The cost? Just a ton, leaving more money for Kendal Mint Cake.

£100, theomm.com

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The Cooker: Windburner Personal Stove System

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As you might have guessed from the name, the central bragging rights of whipping this stove out on a wind-swept moor is that fact it can operate under extremely blustery condition. The reason is that the flame bit locks into the bottom of the cup so it's protected from the element. The Windburner has developed something of a cult following among camping nuts, and with good reason. It's light, fact and versatile as it gets. Tuck in.

£121, amazon.co.uk

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The Water Carrier: Platypus Big Zip Evo

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Hauling a 2 litre bottle of Evian around the Yorkshire Dales is a classic case of Bad Camping. But you're gonna need some water (duh!). The solution is this light bur durable water bottle that's shaped to slide easily onto your backpack, and has a handy straw device meaning you don't have to fiddle around just to get a sip of good, clean H2O. A good investment.

£35, amazon.co.uk

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The Jacket: OMM Mountain Rain Hood Jacket

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Look buddy, if you're camping on British isles, it's gonna rain. And not the kind of rain you can bust out your Burberry mac and moodily pop the collar to, either. Proper, skin-soaking, muddy rain is what you're in for. As such, you'd better has a state of the art jacket that's warms, watertight and light as a feather to carry between showers. Like this one.

£190, theomm.com

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