Top five random office questions of the week

It's been a particularly good week for dumb/bizarre questions being shouted out around the Esquire office. We thought we'd record five of the worst for posterity.

1 Is it possible to have two club feet? 

2 Can you take a cake on an airplane? Can you?

3 Does Brazil have a nickname? 

4 Is Ellen McArthur a lesbian?

5 What’s another word for toilet?